Common, Maybe. Sense, No.

halerogers:i don’t know who decided that happy endings were boring but i wanna fight them. happy...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:35:45 -0700

i don’t know who decided that happy endings were boring but i wanna fight them. happy endings make all the bad shit that characters go through worth it, there’s nothing boring about that.

sodiumqueen: c9x13nczstyj: cryptids of opposing powers egg and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:01:38 -0700

sodiumqueen:

c9x13nczstyj:

cryptids of opposing powers

egg and legg

sonnet20:it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:00:06 -0700

sonnet20:

it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:43:20 -0700

theatricalplacenta:I laughed too long, and too hard, not to...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:29:48 -0700

theatricalplacenta:

I laughed too long, and too hard, not to reblog this.

roguesquadrcn: but when will fun sci fi come back from the dystopian sci fi war

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:44:15 -0700

roguesquadrcn:

but when will fun sci fi come back from the dystopian sci fi war

fuckdragonballz: Hey Goth Mutuals, Stay Hydrated

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:43:52 -0700

fuckdragonballz:

Hey Goth Mutuals, Stay Hydrated

ag-beforever: bruinhilda: As a library worker, there’s something I want to say to you. You do not...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 00:58:40 -0700

ag-beforever:

bruinhilda:

As a library worker, there’s something I want to say to you.

You do not have to apologize for the books you choose to read.

At all. To anyone. You owe nobody any explanations; you need no excuse or “good reason” to be reading the book.

You do not have to be ashamed for wanting to read “bad” books. You wanna read Twilight? We got Twilight. Need a banal, cookie-cutter-plot mystery or thriller? Those are always fun. Our regulars check them out by the towering stack. Ask Betty for recommendations; she’s read them all. 50 Shades of Oh Fucking No? We’ve got it, we even got it in large print. Have fun. Check out the rest of our porn too. Oh, and the sex manuals are a MUST if you want to “experiment” yourself. Don’t be afraid to ask; they’re here for a reason.

Want to read a book written by a huge asshole everyone hates and agree was a monster? Yeah, we have those. No, we don’t think you’re an asshole for wanting to know what was actually written in there, or judging things for yourself.

You are not too old for Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Babysitter’s Club, or Captain Underpants. You are not too young for Sherlock Holmes. There’s nothing wrong with a boy reading The Princess Academy or Sweet Valley High. There’s nothing wrong with a girl being into The Hardy Boys or Artemis Fowl instead.

You do not have to pull the shame face and offer me an excuse when you check out your books. I don’t care if I got so angry at that book I threw it against a wall when I read it: you have the right to read it, and enjoy it if it’s enjoyable for you. THAT’S WHY THE LIBRARY HAS IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. If we only stocked pure, unproblematic literature everyone approved of, by authors of unquestionable virtue, we wouldn’t have any books at all. Or music. Or movies. It would be utterly fucking boring. And it certainly wouldn’t be a library.

These are all important facts.

Same goes for if you’re wanting to buy a book in a bookshop.

Do not be embarrassed about your taste in books, ever.

(I wish I’d understood this better myself as a teenaged boy xD)

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Mon, 18 Jun 2018 00:56:59 -0700

firebirdeternal: ihsnamih: I love how casually knowledgeable...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 18:30:23 -0700

firebirdeternal:

ihsnamih:

I love how casually knowledgeable Ronald Weasley is, talking facts, including the year and the venue like that.

okay but it’s retroactively perfectly sensible that Ron would know random facts pertaining to Dragons and Exactly Why Charlie Can’t Have One he probably overheard that lecture a hundred times in the Burrow.

itscolossal: Hilarious Matchboxes Depict Cats Making...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 21:33:27 -0700

itscolossal:

Hilarious Matchboxes Depict Cats Making Questionable Decisions

lexiewrites: runesandfaes: booksandwater: giga-darth: octoberreads: farashasilver: lycanography...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 19:37:25 -0700

lexiewrites:

runesandfaes:

booksandwater:

giga-darth:

octoberreads:

farashasilver:

lycanography:

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Originally posted by filmpictures

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

This is fucking hilarious

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Wed, 13 Jun 2018 19:29:13 -0700

holdmecloseandfast: smitethepatriarchy: geekandmisandry: onlyb...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 19:16:18 -0700

holdmecloseandfast:

smitethepatriarchy:

geekandmisandry:

onlyblackgirl:

xyinx:

sociallyawkward18:

betterthankanyebitch:

this is so freakin cute

This is beautiful…. Go dad!

OMG let this go viral

Ok but his pointe is spot on. He need to sign up for class too.

He knew the moves. That means he was paying attention when she practiced and my heart.

When I see the words “super dad” my brain immediately goes to “low expectations for men raising children” but this is legitimately super-parent level of awesome and adorable, go dad.

And he’s doing it all while HOLDING A BABY!!!!!!! This is one very good Dad.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: pervocracy: Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more...

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 19:12:02 -0700

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pervocracy:

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with

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Wed, 13 Jun 2018 19:10:49 -0700

babyanimalgifs:In… credible…

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 18:20:59 -0700

babyanimalgifs:

In… credible…

thyrell: agoatinthecircus: thyrell: thyrell: a necromancer is just a really late healer “you’re...

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 16:56:33 -0700

thyrell:

agoatinthecircus:

thyrell:

thyrell:

a necromancer is just a really late healer

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back

“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”

*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better

pumpkan: Me: waiting for any form of public transport Rain: starts Some deep dark part of my brain...

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 11:31:25 -0700

pumpkan:

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

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Tue, 12 Jun 2018 11:27:58 -0700